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Purley WalcountiansBiography
Has a penchant for patriotism and making ill-advised bets with Welsh people, leading to permanent body modifications. Brandi is known for his 'zombie mode' zonal (zoned out) defensive strategy and, frankly, rubbish aerials.
Used to Captain to 1s before missing the 14/15 season (coincidentally Cheam 1st XI's most successful for some years).
Most likely to: Make whoever is sitting next to him in a circle have to 'retire' home early.