Biography
Another member of the squad who contributed literally nothing to the 2014/15 promotion. Tanners instead selfishly spent much of the season abroad "dealing with ebola" in connection with his work. Is almost certainly a spy. Carries the monikers Tanners and St Tropez due to his love of a spray-tan. Arguably the highest cheekbones in Cheam HC and a serious contender for largest club nose.