PWs thrashed - Promotion secured

The tweed brigade made the short trip to Woodmansterne in confident mood. Purley were yet to record a win this year, and a victory would secure promotion for the away side.

Cheam dominated from the first whistle, and even the umpires lost count of the score in the end. A count up in the bar afterwards actually had the score at 8, with Goalman bagging four. In reality this one felt a bit like a training session.

Special mentions:
1) Blossom, whose only touch of the game was when he rushed out of his goal to unnecessarily kick the ball over the back line. With the no-touch no-match-fees policy in place, Blossom's bank manager was less than impressed by this rush of blood. With only one touch, our keeper was rightly awarded DotD for not getting in the game..

2) Joe Oddy, who made up for being late by producing the finest towel-whip in the showers the world has ever seen. Tris hasn't been able to sit down since.