Men's 1st XI
Squad
Alex Beattie

Alex Beattie

Winger
5
Appearances
0
Goals scored
104WonDrawnLost

Biography

Another member of the squad who contributed literally nothing to the 2014/15 promotion. Tanners instead selfishly spent much of the season abroad "dealing with ebola" in connection with his work. Is almost certainly a spy. Carries the monikers Tanners and St Tropez due to his love of a spray-tan. Arguably the highest cheekbones in Cheam HC and a serious contender for largest club nose.

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