Next up under the spotlight is our very own player-coach, cheeky chappie, and spelling and grammar enthusiast. He jumps off buildings for a living. Yes, its Joe Oddy....

So Goalman is Captain for the 15/16 season. Should we be scared?

It will be a rollercoaster of emotions ...

Any predictions for the new season?

Being promoted into this new league with some big clubs and strong teams should be a good challenge for the lads and top 4 by xmas would be a great start.

Any personal goals or targets?

To finally give Ted that £30 i owe him...

Best moment / match of last season?

Best moment of last season for me had to be seeing M1s Seb Jennings' head sink on the sidelines as Richie Goalman scores his and our 5th against Merton on the last day of the season to win top goalscorer and the lads finishing the season unbeaten. Supported by a nice crowd on the side...

...and the worst?

Probably everything Shashi wore to the clubhouse.

3s player to look out for this season?

Being the youngest adult in the side , I'd have to say me, cause if im playing, somethings gone wrong...

Team's best trainer?

The Pole In The Goal, very rarely misses a session on and off the turf and always gets stuck in, even when hes having a mare...

...and the worst?

Greeno , the guys a tryer but hes not the sharpest tool in the box.

If you had to, which other team / club would you go on a social in Putney with?

I'd have to say OGs, just because it'd be good to see them stick around after a game for once, at their own clubhouse or ours #SOCIALSIDE

If the 3s were a boxer, what would our walkout music be?

Jermaine Stewart - We don't have to take our clothes off...

You have a filthy shoe-balling past. How much £ would it take for you to defect back to football?

I can't afford the Brylcream to go back... (or need it)

Luton Town FC or Cheam HC?

Tough one BUT i think CHC get slightly bigger crowds. Although Luton always delay KO if I'm running late...

Who would you say looks more like Joe Oddy: Dom Beales, James Morris or Joe Oddy?

I'd have to say DB as he has the same McDonalds logo hairline as me...

You see #GaryAllen sporting an Epsom HC shirt while out shopping with the Mrs. How do you punish him post-match on Saturday?

In fine old 3s fashion, TE-GIN-SKY...

Hockey, Cricket, Horses and Waitrose seem to go hand-in-hand. Using evidence to back up your arguement, how posh are you on a scale of 1-10? (10 being posh, and 1 being any character from TOWIE)

HAHAHA, ME, POSH? I'd have to say a 5, just because i have Champagne in the fridge, CHC Champions Champagne that is...

What tattoo should Shashi get for losing the bet on our unbeaten season?

He should get a portrait of Evan...

and finally... Any words of advice for opposing captains reading this page?

Evening, thanks for popping in. This is what a proper hockey club looks like and if you like what you see click the "Join" button at the top. UNLESS you play for Surbiton 3s or 5s or academy or whatever they are called... or OGs... hockey love, CHC...

Watch this space for our next victim.